So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
my penis made a compromise with my morals
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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