I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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