ugly people sure do ruin things
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
The Olympian is in my bed
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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