so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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