We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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