wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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