it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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