People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Randomize
