physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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