take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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