i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
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Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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