Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
We left an ass print on the piano.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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