I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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