can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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