No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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