Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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