My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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