So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.