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(734): View more from Michigan

operation "beaches make me wet" is a go

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(734): operation "beaches make me wet" is a go http://tfl.nu/4jca

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I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.

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Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.

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(773): I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant. (847): Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you. http://tfl.nu/48mv

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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!

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(251): The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?! http://tfl.nu/t0yf

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(281): View more from Texas

I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.

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I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.

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(281): I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me. (979): I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys. http://tfl.nu/btxr

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?

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(412): Why are there maracas in the dishwasher? http://tfl.nu/o2j7

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(318): View more from Louisiana

He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."

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(318): He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds." http://tfl.nu/nj0z

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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.

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(204): when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape. http://tfl.nu/srkz

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In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.

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You should probably take note of that and make it happen.

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(267): In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards. (267): You should probably take note of that and make it happen. http://tfl.nu/k5f3

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i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"

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(603): i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys" http://tfl.nu/5hh5

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(406): View more from Montana

Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.

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(406): Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun. http://tfl.nu/sore

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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!

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(907): I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?! http://tfl.nu/q90z

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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?

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(914): I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator? http://tfl.nu/y5q4

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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.

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(601): He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time. http://tfl.nu/0o2i

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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.

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(256): Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide. http://tfl.nu/ci5k

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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.

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(614): I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting. http://tfl.nu/welf

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