Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.