i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
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pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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