i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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