I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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