She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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