maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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