Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
oh god was she eating orange peels again
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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