I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
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BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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