you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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