I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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