suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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