would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You took a bar mat shot.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
