Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
did you just send me my own nude
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*