make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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