i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not