are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
two words...techno handjob
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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