idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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