just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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