Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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