She said her name was "party"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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