Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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