And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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