He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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