Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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