When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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