You're a womanizer and a bitch.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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