Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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