I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
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Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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