no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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