Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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