We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I am never drinking with the goths again.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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