so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
where are my eyebrows?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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