Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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