when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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