Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
