C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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