The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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