My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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