I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
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you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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